As men we love to analyse and break down a problem in order to come up with a solution.
After years of extensive research, the Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix has been devised to help men categorise woman in order to save a lot of time and angst.
This groundbreaking research has managed to divide woman into seven neatly formed zones:
- The No Go Zone (for women who are unattractive and crazy)
- The Danger Zone (for women who are attractive, but crazy)
- The Fun Zone (for women who are fairly attractive but not very crazy)
- The Date Zone (for attractive women who are kinda crazy)
- The Wife Zone (for women who are very attractive but only a little crazy)
- The Unicorn Zone (a place where mythical creatures dwell: ie attractive women who are barely crazy).
- Then, finally, there is the “Tranny Zone,” for attractive women who aren’t crazy at all. Because we all know that if you’re talking to a hot lady who’s not a psychopath, she’s probably a dude who’s all pumped up on estrogen injections.